immiqrant: I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”
dickspeightjr: dickspeightjr: what did hitler say right before he died i did nazi that coming just kidding hitler killed himself
When my parents didn't get what I wanted from the...
laugh-addict: i just dropped my iphone in the bath now its syncing
laugh-addict: Roses are red Violets are blue